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TNA Impact Review 9/24/09

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The Main Event Mafia are in the ring and Kurt Angle is putting over the strength of them. He says he didn’t lose the title and blames the loss on Matt Morgan. He says he was nice about working together, but now its Angle vs Morgan at Bound For Glory. Angle says the MEM is the most dominant faction in TNA and the World Elite come to the ring.

Eric Young says that the statement Angle made is a joke. EY says that he saved Angle from Hernandez at No Surrender. EY says he feels like he bailed Angle out. EY says he has a singles match with Hernandez tonight and to repay the favor, Angle will help EY take Super Mex out. Booker T grabs the mic and he says that this is TNA and the MEM rules TNA. Booker T says he never liked EY or any of the World Elite. Booker T actually said something that made sense. Booker T is livid and Angle jumps in. Angle says that they do business the right way and agrees to take Super Mex out.

Street Fight: D’Angelo Dinero vs Suicide

Dinero comes out with his ribs taped up and attacks Suicide during his entrance. Suicide throws Dinero ribs first into the apron and starts to throw weapons into the ring. Suicide uses a kendo stick and hits Dinero in the back. Dinero hits Suicide with a cane and then a tambourine. Suicide hits a Van Daminator with a trash can which sends Dinero to the ring. Suicide goes for a suicide dive, and runs head first into a trash can lid. Dinero sends a trash can over Suicide and hits repeated shots with the tambourine and trash can lid. The Pope grabs a hockey stick and hits a couple times. Suicide hits a springboard leg drop to send a kendo stick into Dinero’s nether region. Suicide went for a Van Terminator, but Dinero runs up a chair and spears Suicide in mid air. Suicide hits the Suicide Solution onto the trash can to gain the victory. That was awesome.

Lauren is with Team 3D and she asks what happened to Rhino. Brother Ray is visibly upset about Devon worrying about Rhino.

Lauren is with Kevin Nash and he says it may be a tainted win, but Nash is $50,000 richer. Nash is completely into Lauren and he is now with migets and its a little weird.

Brother Devon vs Rhino

Rhino gets cut off at his entrance, but Rhino recovers to get control early. Rhino goes for a gore, but Brother Devon side steps him, sending Rhino into the guard rail. The two continue to brawl as security comes out and the match is thrown out. Brother Ray comes out to play peacemaker and yells at both of them and he says enough is enough. Brother Ray says it is over and both men shake hands. Rhino hits the gore on Brother Ray and Devon is upset.

Lauren is with Hernandez and asks him what his tag partner will be. Matt Morgan comes out and it is going to be the two big men against EY and Angle.

Jeremy Borash is with Eric Young and he says that he will find out who broke the picture.

AJ Styles makes his way to the ring to start his new title reign. He says that it has been seven long years, but he is finally the TNA heavyweight champ. He says he is dedicating the title to the fans and wants to dedicate it to Sting. Sting comes out without any music and heads towards the ring. Sting says that he is appreciative of the honor and he puts over Styles. Sting gets out of the ring and Styles asks him to hold on. Styles says he knows what he did at No Surrender and he says he had a choice to pin Angle or take out Morgan. Sting get back in the ring and he says that he didn’t give Styles anything. Sting says he earned it and Styles says Sting passed him the torch. Styles says he wants to do something for the Stinger. AJ Styles says he wants to give him the chance to wrestle in front of his friends and family at Bound For Glory. Styles says he has to beat the best to be the best and Sting is the best.

Taylor Wilde and Sarita (c) vs ODB and Tara

Tara and Sarita will start the match and they shake hands. Tara and Sarita trade pin attempts and counters. Sarita tries to float over, only to be caught by Tara. Tara goes foODB picks Wilde up and throws her into the corner as Kong comes to the apron. Tara goes to confront her. ODB looks for a tag, but no luck there as she tries to pin Sarita. Wilde hits a missle dropkick and earns a two count. ODB hits a double clothesline on Sarita for a two count . ODB goes for the TKO and Sarita tags in Wilde. Sarita and Wilde gain the victory with the Springboard dropkick/bridging German suplex. After the match, Tara tries to explain to ODB what happened.

JB is with Mick Foley and they interegate Consequences Creed and Jay Lethal. They have no idea what is going on with the breaking of the picture.

Samoa Joe (c) vs Christopher Daniels vs Homicide

Homicide points at Daniels and he doesn’t take too kindly to it. Daniels hits a huge calf kick on Homicide and Joe hits Daniels in the corner. Daniels counters the muscle buster and sends Joe out of the ring. Homicide grabs the ankles of Daniels and goes to work on the fallen angel. Daniels hits a calf kick on Homicide and runs into a snap slam from Joe for a two count. Homicide and Joe start to work together to take out Daniels. Joe hits an inverted atomic drop, Homicide hits a northern lariat and Joe hits a senton, which earns Homicide a two count. Daniels hits a blue thunder bomb on Homicide, and goes after Joe with forearms. Daniels hits a splitt legged moonsault for two and sends Joe to the outside. Homicide goes to the top rope after taking Joe out with the Tope Con Jilo. Joe hits the muscle buster on Daniels, but Homicide breaks up the count. Homicide hits a hangman neckbreaker and Joe gets up. Joe hits a half nelson suplex into the Cochina Clutch. Joe makes Homicide tap to gain the victory.

Hernandez and Matt Morgan vs Eric Young and Kurt Angle

I will be honest. I smell a squash match in the works.

Angle and Hernandez start off the match with Angle jumping out of the ring. Angle locks in a headlock and Hernandez throws him off. Angle looks completely shocked. Angle kicks Hernandez, but he is thrown off to the side. Hernandez throws him across the ring and EY comes in. Hernandez hits a backdrop on EY and a sit out powerbomb on Angle. Hernandes hits the corner splash and tags in Morgan. Morgan hits the Carbon Footprint after Angle pulled EY in the way, allowing Morgan to pick up the victory. After the match, Angle kills Kiyoshi and Bashir as the Brits come out. The Brits allow Angle to pass as Steiner and Booker T come out.

JB and Mick Foley are now interogating the Motor City Machine Guns. Chris Sabin says that they were doing commentary. Mick Foley and JB mock their entrance music and they ask who they think it was. Alex Shelley says Mick Foley should check the surveilance camera.

Kevin Nash is with Daffney and he thinks Daffney is hot.  She elbows him in the jewels and throws some stiff forearms. Dr. Stevie comes in and tazes the jewels so he can get his money.

Bobby Lashley vs Jethro Holiday

Lashley hits a quick spear and throws some nasty right hands. Lashley hits a back drop on Holiday and throws some more right hands. Lashley hits a huge back breaker and follows it up with a full nelson slam. Lashley locks in an inverted Guillotine choke to gain the victory.

Lauren is with Abyss and he says everything seems ok now. Abyss says it would mean the world to him for Foley and Abyss to earn the tag titles.

Scott Steiner and Booker T (c) vs Abyss and Mick Foley

Abyss gives the bat to Mick Foley and hands the video tape to Taz and Tenay. Both men hug as Abyss and Booker T start the match. Booker T kicks Abyss, but Abyss hits a scoop slam. Booker T pokes the eyes as both Steiner and Booker throw right hands. Abyss hits a shoulder block and tags in Foley. Foley and Abyss both hit elbow drops for a two count. Abyss is back in and Booker kicks him from behind.  Steiner hits the Steiner Liner and hits a clubbing blow to the back of Abyss’ head. Abyss hits a double clothesline and Foley is in now. Foley hits a double underhook DDT on Abyss and Booker T hits the axe kick to gain the three count.

Foley breaks the tape over Abyss’ head and says it was Abyss who broke the picture. Foley punches and kicks him down to the ground, blaming him for everything. JB comes down and says that Foley doesn’t need to beat down Abyss. Foley grabs the barbed wire bat and hits Abyss in the stomach and the back. Abyss takes another shot to the head, followed by another bat shot to the head. Abyss is dripping blood and yelling “why?” as the episode comes to an end.


TNA Impact Review 9/17/09

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Christy Hemme and Tara vs Angelina Love and Velvet Sky

Love and Tara will start off the match. Love attacks Tara from behind and Love hits a big slap. Tara grabs Love’s hair and throws her over the top. Hemme in nowand hits an assisted dropkick. Love uses a drop toe hold to take out Hemme and sends her into the second rope. Sky tags in now and throws Hemme twice by using her hair for a two count. Sky hits a snapmare and Love tags in to hit a basement dropkick for a two count. Hemme avoids a clothesline and both women use the hair to take each other down. Sky and Tara tag in and Tara hits a few right hands. Tara hits a snap suplex and a moonsault for a two count. Tara hits a scoop slam and Christy hits the FFG for a two count. Madison Rayne comes out to the ring and she accidentally sprays Hemme allowing Sky to earn the pin fall victory.

Lauren is with D’Angelo Dinero and Dinero says that he wants to help Suicide out of the darkness. He says everyone faces rough times and he is going to resurrect Suicide.

D’Angelo Dinero vs Suicide

Suicide puts him down immediately and it turns into a slugfest. Suicide hits a slingshot leg drop for a two count. Dinero hits an STO and starts the offense. Dinero hits a scoop slam and hits another for good measure. Dinero hits a pimp slap and Suicide knocks him off. Dinero hits the combo kick/uppercut for a two count. Dinero locks in an inverted camel clutch and Suicide counters with a huge dropkick. Suicide hits a claf kick and hits a rolling fireman’s carry. Suicide goes to the top rope and hits the knees of Dinero. Dinero follows it up with the DDE for the three count.

Lauren is with Eric Young and The World Elite. Kiyoshi will be conducting the interview and he says Hernandez was jealous of Homicide and Hernandez was greedy. Homicide says that Hernandez has changed and that the World Elite is family.

Rhino is in the ring and he says he isn’t one who plays politics and watched people move ahead of him. He brings up his drinking problem and says TNA gave him Jesse Neal to train. Rhino says that Neal humiliated him and he had to destroy him. Rhino says that Bobby Lashley says he will watch him bleed in the ring. He calls out Dixie and asked when did was the last time she called him. Rhino calls Dixie all kinds of pet names and Devon comes out.

Devon says that he says Rhino sounds like he is crying, allowing the fans to chant “whino”. Devon says that he is out to try and talk him down. Rhino says he took advantage of Jesse Neal. Devon says that they were the mentor to Rhino in Jesse Neal and never beat down Rhino when he messed up. Devon says that he and Rhino have says they have history and they could make TNA the biggest company ever. Rhino shakes hands only to beat down Devon. Brother Ray comes out to save Devon as security comes to break it up.

Kiyoshi and Sheik Abdul Bashir vs Hernandez

Hernandez throws Kiyoshi accross the ring and hits a back drop on Bashir. Hernandez hits a single arm double hip toss. Hernandez hits a facebuster, but Bashir hits a missle dropkick. Bashir hits a neckbreaker and Kiyoshi misses a moonsault. Hernandez throws Bashir off the top rope and takes out both people. Hernandez hits the Border Toss on Kiyoshi for the win. Homicide coumes out to the ring, which allows enough distraction for Eric Young to hit him with a chair.

Lauren is with ODB and she says that no man will win the knockout title. She says the title is coming back to her.

Alissa Flash vs Cody Deaner

Flash throws Deaner out of the ring and they stomp on him. Roxxi and Sojo hit a double suplex onto the entrance ramp. Traci Brooks throw him into the ring post and all of the knockouts throw him back into the ring. Alissa Flash pins Deaner to gain the victory as now ODB comes out to hit him with the flask.

Lauren is with Kevin Nash and she asks about his match tonight. He says there is an open casting call. A few beautiful girl comes in and distract him. He says he is looking for a Cinderella and Nash starts hitting on Lauren. He does a little spoof of the Dos Equis commercial and hit is absolutely hilarious.

Jeremy Borash is with Mick Foley and he says he is going to being taking back TNA starting tonight.

Kevin Nash (c) vs Mick Foley

Both men lock up and Nash backs Foley into a corner. Nash lands a couple knees into the mid section and starts throwing right hands. Foley counters with a few right hands and lifts the knee into the head of Nash. Foley backs Nash into a corner and hits a ton of rights. Foley hits a splash in the corner and grabs the sock. Nash avoids the sock and sends Foley into the guard rail. Nash uses the sock to choke Foley and sends him into the guard rail again. Nash throws Foley into the steel steps and Nash hits elbows in the corner. Nash knocks Foley down by using the elbow. Abyss’s music hits and he brings the barbed wire bat. Nash slides out and the referee disqualifies Mick Foley. Foley doesn’t look happy and he turns his back on Abyss.

Lauren is with Brother Ray and Robert Roode and they talk about how the are going to get the advantage going into the Lethal Lockdown at No Surrender.

Lauren is with Abyss and he says he was just trying to help Foley and he has a mild freakout.

Scott Steiner and Brutus Magnus vs Brother Ray and Robert Roode

Steiner and Roode start off the match with Steiner getting control early. Roode hits an elbow and a knee drop for a two count.Magnus is in now and he runs right into a clothesline. Ray tags inTay lands a ton of chops leading to a uranage for a two count. Magnus hits a suplex for a two count. Steiner tags in and chokes Brother Ray on the second rope. Steiner hits the Steiner Liner and tags in Magnus. Magnus tags in Steiner after no move and Steiner hits a huge T-bone suplex for a two count. Brother Ray counters a clothesline into the Bubba Bomb and both men tag in their partners. Roode hits a huge backdrop on Magnus and hits a clothesline on Steiner. Roode hits a spine buster on Magnus leading to Steiner breaking up the pin. Steiner and Ray fight on the outside, leaving Roode and Magnus in the ring. Roode hits the fisherman’s suplex on Magnus, but a shot from Doug Williams with a title belt knocks Roode out. Magnus is able to cover him for the three count.

Taylor Wilde and Sarita vs Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed

Taylor Wilde and Awesome Kong start off and Wilde runs into the brick wall known as Awesome Kong. Saeed tags in and they hit a wheelbarrow splash for a two count. Sarita is in and hits a springboard arm drag. Sarita goes for a hurricanrana, but Saeed catches her and hits a side walk slam. Kong is in now and she hits a big slap on Sarita. Kong hits a splash on the corner and locks in a rear nacked choke. Kong uses the choke and throws her down. Saeed is in and hits a snapmare into a surboard stretch.  Saeed hits a snap suplex for a two count. Saeed hits a scoop slam and Sarita tags in Wilde. Wilde hits a victory roll, but Kong  breaks up the pin. Sarita takes Kong out of the ring. Wilde hits a bridging German suplex to gain the pinfall victory. Kong is livid.

Lauren is with the winners and they says they will be the champs.

JB is with Kurt Angle and Angle says that he gives them credit for making it thus far. Angle says that he is the best in the business and the title will still be with him.

Lauren is with AJ Styles and Sting. Sting says that they all want to be the best and that they will fight it out if it comes down to it. Styles says that they will duke it out and it is his time at No Surrender.

Kurt Angle will be doing commentary for this match.

Matt Morgan vs Samoa Joe

Samoa Joe lands a ton of right hands and follows it up with the ensiguri. Joe uses the second rope to choke Morgan and continues the beatdown. Joe lands a few chops and runs into the Boot of Morgan. Morgan backs him into the corner and hits the rapid fire back elbow. Moran hits a side walk drop on Joe and chokes him on the top rope. Morgan follows it up with a kick for a two count. Morgan goes for a suplex and Joe hits a few leg kicks. Joe hits a back drop and Morgan pops right up and hits a chokeslam. Joe avoids the Carbon Footprint and Morgan regains controll on the outside. Joe drops down and throws Morgan into Kurt Angle.

Angle goes after Morgan and Christopher Daniels comes running from the back to take on Samoa Joe.

After the commercial break, Morgan and Angle keep fighting. Security can’t keep them under control. Angle hits the Olympic Slam on Matt Morgan sending him through a table, as Impact finishes.

TNA Impact Review 9/10/09

Posted in TV show reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 10, 2009 by biggman621

We join the match already in progress. It is an interesting way to start the show, but I don’t know if it was the best way to go.

Gauntlet Match: Scott Steiner and Booker T vs Beer Money Inc. vs Team 3D vs The British Invasion

Robert Roode and Brutus Magnus are in. Scott Steiner tags in and hits a belly to belly suplex for a two count. Roode hits a reverse atomic drop as Booker T comes to the ring. The only person left is James Storm. Roode is being beat down by Booker T on the outside. Booker comes in and Doug Williams tags in. Roode hits a backdrop as Storm makes his way down the ring. Roode and Storm hit the Beer Money Suplex as Storm is in. Storm hits a big ensiguri and a neckbreaker. Storm hits the Eye of the Storm and Booker ends the momentum with a superkick. Scott Steiner is in now and he hits another belly to belly suplex. Storm hits a back breaker and Roode tags in. Roode cleans house and hits the block buster for two. The British Invasion go after Roode, but Devon hits a double clothesline. It breaks down until Team 3D hits the 3D on Steiner. Booker T breaks up Devon’s cover, but Brutus Magnus covers Steiner to gain the victory.

Kurt Angle is visibly upset backstage. The Main Event Mafia and The World Elite are arguing backstage.

Angle comes out to the ring and he wants to talk to Matt Morgan. Angle says that he says that he only has Morgan’s best interest in mind. Angle says Morgan is on the cusp of the MEM and the only thing he has to do, but Sting interupts. Sting comes out with AJ Styles and he asks why would Morgan listen to Angle. Sting does a Matt Morgan impression and he goes on about what he would say if he was Morgan. Sting comes out to play common sense, and says the MEM need Morgan. Angle calls out Styles for almost quitting. Angle says Sting has lost a step and wants to steal the title from Styles. Morgan says he will keep the world title and Matt Morgan finally realizes he is being used. Angle backs off like a cheating boyfriend and Morgan says he will be in his corner. Morgan is insensed by the situation.

Lauren is with Earl Hebner and he says that he knew nothing about EY causing the DQ last week. I like the heel Hebner.

Jeremy Borash is with Mick Foley and he says he is looking forward to the match against Kevin Nash next week. Dr. Stevie walks into the office and he says that Stevie was a great wrestler. Dr. Stevie says he will have a chance to collect his own bounty when he faces Abyss tonight.

Taylor Wilde and Sarita vs Daffney and Alissa Flash

Flash shoves Wilde down to stars off the match. Wilde goes for an armbar, but Flash counters into a powerbomb. Taylor Wilde hits an armdrag as Sarita comes in. Sarita hits an assisted cross body for two. Flash avoids a dropkick and tags in Daffney. Sarita hits another armdrag and a senton for a two count.Wilde tags in and  Daffney hits a clothesline on Wilde, and Flash is in. Flash hits a powerslam and stomps on Wilde’s head. Daffney tags in and she hits a shining wizard for a two count. Daffney locks in a modified octopus lock, and Sarita and Flash come in. Sarita hits a tornado DDT on Daffney and throws Wilde onto Flash for a two count. Sarita hits a forearm clutch exploder on Flash to gain the victory.

JB is with the World Elite and Eric Young says that they would do whatever it takes to win. EY says his door is always open.

Lauren is with Suicide and Suicide talks about how D’Angelo Dinero has singled him out.

The Motor City Machine Guns come out and go to their own announce table.

Jay Lethal vs D’ Angelo Dinero

Both men lock up and Lethal backs him up into the corner and Dinero returns the favor. Lethal hits a few jabs and uses a few cross bodies. Lethal hits a dropkick and a suicide dive. Dinero is thrown back into the ring and splits Lethal’s leg. Dinero hits a clothesline for a two count and uses a choke on Lethal. Dinero is at the top rope trying to drop a fist. Lethal hits a forearm shot and a spring board elbow for a two count. Lethal hits a dropkick for a two count. Lethal rolls Dinero up three times and Dinero kicks out every time. Dinero hits the DDE (Elijah Express) for the win.

The MEM and World Elite are talking backstage and he convinces Kurt to let it be water under the bridge.

Knockout Tag Tournament Match: The Beautiful People vs Madison Rayne and Roxxi

Roxxi comes out to a HUGE pop. A “welcome back” chant starts as the match does.

Roxxi and Angelina Love start the match. Roxxi hits a Samoan drop and a senton for a two count. Velvet Sky tags in and hits and inverted curb stomp for a two count. Roxxi throws down Sky and Rayne comes in. Rayne has her hair grabbed and The Beautiful People stomp her down. Love uses the leg choke and Aky tags in. Sky hits a series of snapmares into kicks for a two count. Rayne tags in Roxxi and she hits a fall away slam on Sky. Roxxi hits a sitout powerbomb for a two count. Roxxi gets tripped up and Love rolls up Rayne for the win.

JB is with Mick Foley and Cody Deaner and the Deaner asks for a tune up match against a knockout. He wants to showcase his skills. My guess is it will be Awesome Kong.

Abyss vs Dr. Stevie

Stevie jumps Abyss from behind and rolls into the ring for him to be counted out. Stevie tries to keep the big man down, but Anyss keeps getting up and Abyss takes down Stevie with a big slap. Abyss hits a splash on Stevie and a Black Hole Slam for the three count. After the match, Kevin Nash hits a clothesline on Abyss and raises the knee on him. The two men beat Abyss down in the corner as Mick Foley comes out for the save.

The World Elite come out to the ring and EY says he still wants to recruit Hernandez. EY wants Super Mex in the family and for him to be given a fair chance. EY is so boring that Alex Shelley is playing TNA Impact the video game while the promo is going on.

Hector Guerrero comes out and he has a mic in hand. He says Hernandez won’t come out because EY got him disqualified.  Hector says Hernandez only wants to give back to the fans and he says the aren’t American, but it is their country. Hector says there is enough hate in the world and to end it. EY says  Hector should know how they feel and the only reason he is still standing is respect for him.  EY says he will give Hernandez a reason to come out as the World Elite.

Cody Deaner vs Tara

Tara is staring at the Deaner and she takes off the head gear. One right hand from Tara stuns Deaner and a flurry of right hands takes Deaner down. Deaner eats a ton of kicks and Tara locks in an arm bar. Tara keeps throwing the right hands. Tara lands about 4 hooks and Awesome Kong takes Tara out of no where. Kong hits an Implant Buster and the ref raises Deaner’s hand.

Lauren is with Deaner and he says that he is the king of the knockouts.

AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels vs Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe

Angle and Daniels start off the match with both men trading holds. Angle hits a couple european uppercuts, but runs into a calf kick. Styles tags in and earns a two count. Styles lands a few shots and Daniels tags in. Daniels hits a bunch of chops and Samoa Joe reverses position and lands a ton of punches. Daniels hits a lung blower and Styles tags in. Styles and Daniels hit the high/low for a two count. Samoa Joe hits a huge slap and backs him into the corner. Samoa Joe hits the STJoe and Angle comes in for the cover, but only earns two.  Angle hits a belly to belly suplex and only earns a two count. Joe tags in and both men suplex Styles. Styles hits a bug slap, but runs into a powerslam for two. Joe went for an arm bar, but Styles breaks the hold. Styles hite the Pele on Joe and both men are down. Angle and Daniels both come in and Daneils hits an STO on Angle for a two count. Angle goes for an Angle slam and Daniels counters with a reverse STO Daniels hits the BME and Styles hits the frogsplash on Angle for two. Styles throws Angle into Morgan’s waiting chair and rolls him up to gain the victory.

After the match, Angle slaps Morgan and he hits the Hellivator as Impact ends.

EY goes after Homicide and brings him to the Impact Zone. EY says that if Hernandez doesn’t join the World Elite, Homicide will suffer.  Super Mex comes out and takes out the members of the World Elite. Homicide hits Hernandez with the steel chair and he smiles to the camera. Hernandez is being taken out by every member of the World Elite.  EY and Homicide shake hands as they leave Hernandez lying in the ring.

TNA Impact Review 9/3/09

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Before we get started with tonight’s episode of TNA Impact, Jenna Morasca has officially been release by the company.

Sting vs Rhino

Rhino lands a kick and a few right hands to start off the match. Sting counters with a couple Stinger splashes and then locks in the Scorpion Deathdrop. Rhino gets to the bottom rope to break the hold. Rhino drives his shoulder into the mid section and stomps on him. Rhino hits a few more right hands into Sting’s mid section and moves him into the corner. Rhino goes for a choke in the corner and uses a body scissors to work on the mid section. Sting lands a few left hands and gets out of the hold. Sting missed a Stinger splash and Rhino hits a belly to belly suplex. Rhino misses a gore and Sting counters into a Scorpion Death Drop for the win. After the match, Rhino gores Sting and keeps working on the mid section. Rhino hits another gore and Sting is in pain. I like Rhino as the heel.

Sting and AJ Styles are with the trainer.

Lauren is with Booker T and he is yelling at Kurt Angle and how he was going to kill Matt Morgan. Kip James makes an appearance and he gets dismissed. Scott Steiner moves in with Booker T and they try putting.

AJ Styles vs Chris Sabin

Both Men trade holds andarm drags with AJ getting the best of the exchange. Sabin has Styles in a head lock and Styles hits a huge drop kick. Sabin hits a headscissors take down to the outside and drops Styles onto the guard rail. Sabin rolls him into the ring and sends Styles into the corner. Sabin lifts the knee into the mid section and locks in a head lock. Styles catches Sabin’s leg and converts it into a face plant. Styles hits the flying forearm for a two count. Sabin rolls Styles up for a two count. Styles counters a tornado DDT and hits a buster of some sort. Styles gets caught in the corner and eats a running kick. Styles hits the Pele and hits the Styles Clash for the win.

Lauren is with Hernandez and he says the match is a little more than coincidence and that both men will go after each other. Eric Young come out and he says that he and Super Mex are of the same cloth. EY says that they aren’t on an even playing field and he will show him that they are family.

Christopher Daniels comes out to the ring with a mic in his hand. He talks about how he will walk in to No Surrender as a challenger, but wants to say something to Samoa Joe, who comes out. Daniels says that he didn’t think they would wrestle for the title under these circumstances. He says when they talked about the X Division, there would be him, Joe, and Styles known for it. He says that they were like family, and it all paid off at Unbreakable 2005. That night AJ and Joe challenged Daniels in the main event for the X Division title match. Personal note: it may be the best match I have ever seen. Joe says that he has things he needs to do, but Daniels turns him around. Daniels says the MEM are scared of Samoa Joe and they can’t handle it. Daniels says that he took the bribe and it took away his friends and his integrity. Daniels says how can his family respect him knowing Joe is a sellout. Joe hits a big belly to back suplex on Daniels. This should be a very good match.

Lauren is with Matt Morgan and he says he isn’t playing mind games. Morgan says this is another learning experience and that everything is fine between him and Kurt Angle. He says they have each other’s back and he is counting down the days until No Surrender.

Doug Williams vs Suicide

Both men lock up and trade arm locks. Williams hits a high boot, but he gets caught as Suicide hits a rolling powerslam for a two count. Williams hits a spinning back suplex and hits a running knee.  Williams hes a snapmare and locks in a head lock. A knee drop earns Williams a two count. Suicide lands a few chops and Williams answers with a spinning European uppercut. Williams uses the second rope to choke Suicide and Williams uses a suplex for a two count. Williams hits another running knee and goes to the top rope. Suicide hits an ensiguri and both men are down. Suicide hits a flurry of right hands into a springboard drop kick. Suicide hits a side Russian leg sweep as D’Angelo Dinero. Suicide leaps and takes Dinero out as the ref counts. Williams rolls through his own rollup into a german suplex for the win.

Jeremy Borash says that Sting has a few cracked ribs and he says that he isn’t in his prime any more. Sting says he won’t get many more chances at the title.

Lauren is with the Beautiful People and they go against Madison Rayne and a mystery partner. They don’t care who her partner is.

Christy Hemme and Tara vs Sojo Bolt and Hamada

Tara and Hamada start off the match. Both women lock up and Tara rolls up Hamada for a two count. Both women trade pin attempts. Tara bows as a sign of respect and Hamada kicks her. Hamada hits a springboard moonsault for two and Sojo and Hemme tag in.  Sojo lands a few shots and Hamada tags back in. Hemme gets taken out by Hamada and lands a head butt as we go to commercial.

Coming out of the break, Tara and Sojo are in. Tara hits a huge clothes line and hits a super kick for a two count. Hemme hits a reverse DDT on Hamada and Tara hits the Widow’s Peak to gain the victory. After the match, Hamada hits the Hamada Driver on Sojo Bolt.

JB is with Kurt Angle and he says that he and Morgan are going to work together at No Surrender. Morgan cuts another very sarcastic promo and says messing with Angle is career suicide.

Homicide vs Hernandez

Both men hug before the match and Hernandez throws Homicide down. Homicide locks in a head lock and lands a few right hands,  Hernandez throws Homicide across the ring and picks him up for the Border Toss, but Homicide hits a basement dropkick and bulldog for a two count. Homicide hits a few right hands and Hernandez replies with the same thing. Homicide is working on the leg of Hernandez as he cannonballs onto the waiting leg. Homicide hits a few shoulder blocks and kicks to take Super Mex down. Homicide went for a tornado DDT, but Hernandez hits a big German suplex. Hernandez powers him down to the mat for the three count. He will face Sting tonight for a spot in the main event of No Surrender. After the match, Hernandez raises Homicide’s hand.

Lauren is with Doug Williams and he says that he is a huge fan of AJ Styles, but in order to be the best he needs to beat the best.

JB is with AJ Styles and he says his confidence is back and that he hit rock bottom a few weeks ago. He said he will beat Doug Williams tonight.

Kurt Angle will do commentary for this match.

AJ Styles vs Doug Williams

Personal Note: This is a match I have been waiting to see for a long time.

Both men lock up with neither men gaining a true advantage. Styles rolls up Williams for a two count. Williams goes for a surfboard move and AJ counters into another pin attempt. Both men trade right hands and Williams locks in a head lock. Styles hits a scoop slam and a knee drop for a two count. Styles locks in a side figure four and sends Williams into the corner. Williams catches a springboarding Styles into a European uppercut. Williams locks in a head scissors and drives Styles’ head into the matt for a two count. Styles hits a few right hands and both men hit their heads together. Both men are up to their feet and they trade shots, as Styles hits a drop kick. Williams rolls to the outside and eats a Styles plancha, which was good for a two count. Styles hits the torture rack bomb for a two count.  Stykes puts Williams on the top rope and Williams shoves him off. Williams hits the top rope uppercut for a two count. Styles hits a discus clothesline and Styles hits the springboard inverted DDT for the win. AJ Styles has a spot in the main event at No Surrender.

JB is with AJ Styles at ringside and Styles says he isn’t done and no one will stop him from getting the title.

Lauren is with Team 3D and Jesse Neal. Brother Ray says that Rhino was supposed to help and train Neal. Ray says that Rhino treated him awful and they will train him and that Neal will be a war machine. Brother Devon says they haven’t forgot about the British Invasion and Team 3D will go after them and then the tag team champs at No Surrender.

Sting vs Hernandez

Hernandez goes right after the ribs early and asks the ref to make sure Sting is ok. Sting hits a reverse atomic drop and a dropkick on Hernandez as Sting stays down. Hernandez drives the shoulder into Sting’s mid section. Hernandez uses the truck stick and knocks Sting across the ring. Eric Young is dressed as Homicide and beats down Sting outside the ring. Hernandez gets disqualified because of the interference and Sting moves to the main event at No Surrender. I can see Hernandez cashing in at No Surrender since this opportunity was taken from him.

Hernandez tells EY to come out to the ring to settle this. As EY heads to the ring, the rest of the World Elite come in and attack Hernandez as the 6 on 1 beatdown continues. AJ Styles comes in to aid Hernandez to no avail as both men are down. Beer Money come out to the ring and clean house as the throw out The World Elite. Team 3D comes down the ring and The World Rlite have no where to go. James Storm throws Kiyoshi into the announce table and Hernandez chases EY out of the Impact Zone. Brother Ray hits a huge back drop on Kiyoshi and Team 3D hits the Wassup headbutt. Devon goes to get the table and the crowd is loving it. Booker T and Scott Steiner come out to the ring and Booker T hits the Book End as now Beer Moner get in the ring as the MEM and Briths split up Beer Money. Steiner and Booker T hit a double chokeslam on James Storm and put him through a table as the MEM and World Elite pose in the ring.

TNA Impact Review 8/27/09

Posted in News, TV show reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 27, 2009 by biggman621

Christopher Daniels is at the commentary table and he says he is excited to see Suicide vs Samoa Joe. Something has to be up because this was announced as a tag title match.

Samoa Joe vs Suicide

Joe hits a big kick to start out and lands a ton of punches. Joe hits a huge ensiguri in the corner and Suicide lands a couple right hands of his own. Suicide hits a drop kick and sends Joe’s head into the turnbuckle. D’Angelo Dinero walks down the entrance ramp. Joe kicks Suicide to the outside as now Joe and Dinero double team Suicide. Daniels jumps in to assist Suicide, and its announced that there will be a tag team match later tonight. Continue reading

TNA Impact Review 8/20/09

Posted in TV show reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 20, 2009 by biggman621

Mike Tenay announces that Taz is the new TNA color commentator. For what seems to be the 800th time, the MEM will start the show. Kurt Angle is immediately interupted by Matt Morgan. Morgan comes out with what appears to be an axe handle. Morgan says that at Hard Justice, Angle asked for his help, but only to screw him over. Angle says that he did say all of that. Morgan asked why he interfered and if he doesn’t answer, he will start swinging. Angle says that he did say all of that and they were working together. Angle claims Morgan went into business for himself when he kicked him. Angle says he heard the ref and thought it was Morgan being pinned. Angle went to get the chair and he says he accidentally hit him instead of Sting. Morgan is absolutely livid. Angle says that they achieved what they set out to do and he will give Morgan another chance. Angle and Morgan will face Team 3D in a tables match tonight.

Morgan says Angle has lost his mind. Morgan picks up the handle and looks puzzled. Morgan says that it was obviously his fault. Morgan says he and Angle can be on the same page and thats the final blueprint for tonight’s show.

Lauren is with AJ Styles and he walks right by her.

The British Invasion vs Beer Money Inc.

Storm starts out with a chair shot on Doug Williams and a few kendo stick shots on Magnus. Storm and Roode use the trapes to beat down and choke the Brits. Roode sends Magnus into the broadcast table and Storm joins him for the Beer Money suplex. Storm chops Williams and Roode throws Magnus into the ring. Roode continues to stomp on Magnus. Williams uses  a rope to tie up Storm by his neck. Williams uses one of the straps and hits Roode in the head. The Brits bust Roode open with a trash can lid and the can itself. Williams uses a kendo stick to choke Roode and Magnus follows up with the lid. Magnus takes a garbage bag, as Storm is cut free. Storm breaks a board on Williams and hits Magnus with a trash can. Storm mounts Magnus in the corner, but Williams throws him out of the ring. Roode hits a spinebuster on Magnus and Williams is hit with a beer bottle. Beer Money hits the DWI on Magnus onto a trash can to gain the victory. Continue reading

TNA Impact Review 8/13/09

Posted in TV show reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 13, 2009 by biggman621

Christy Hemme vs Sojo Bolt

It looks like Sojo has been relegated to jobber status. After a pin attempt, Sojo  slams Hemme’s head onto the mat. Sojo hits a back breaker and only earns another two count. Sojo uses the second rope to choke Hemme, and hits a slingshot fist drop. Sojo goes for a powerbomb, but Hemme sends her over the back. Hemme hits a cross body, but Sojo rolls through and blows a spot. Sojo goes for a superplex, but Hemme knocks her down and hits the FFG for the three count.

Lauren is with Taz and he says Samoa Joe will be ready even though he lost to Hernandez last week. He says that he will motivate Joe and Homicide will pay for it.

Doug Williams vs Hernandez

Hernandez hits a few shots early on in the match. Williams goes for a suplex and Hernandez hols him for about 30 seconds. Hernandez hits a back breaker, but thanks to some interference, Williams hits a spinning forarm shot. Williams uses a second rope choke and throws a couple right hands. Williams hits a springboard knee drop for two. Williams rakes the eyes and hits a European uppercut. Williams goes for a senton, but Hernandez moves out od the way. Hernandez throws Williams twice around the ring, but only earns two. Hernandez catches Williams going for a drop kick and hits a sit out power bomb for the pin. Continue reading

TNA Impact Review 8/6/09

Posted in TV show reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 6, 2009 by biggman621

The Main Event Mafia come out once again to start the show. I think this is the 3rd straight week this has happened. Kurt Angle says that last week Mick Foley allegedly won the Legends title last week. Angle says Sting caused a distraction and Bobby Lashley caused all of the damage, even though he wasn’t the legal man. He says the match is null and void. Angle says the board of directors agreed, but the outcome stands only if Foley and Kevin Nash battle at Hard Justice. Kurt Angle says he has struck a deal.

The newly found World Elite come out to join the MEM. Angle says it is an honor and a privilege to work with Eric Young. Young says his men are dedicated to the cause. He says if the fans treated them like stars, this would have never happened and the nation should feel guilty for what is going to happen. I assume this means its the World Elite and MEM vs The Frontline for the riot.

Jeremy Borash is with Foley and he says that this unholy union is all about business. He says that he is going to war because he will never forget it. Sting and Lashley walk in and Sting says “It’s Showtime.”

Lauren is with Christopher Daniels and he says shame on him. Good one dude. He says that he has taken notice of him and tells him to be a man. He says that Kiyoshi and Bashir are in there with him. The Motor City Machine Guns interrupt and talk about the fact they haven’t been on TV in a month. Daniels says if they want to get noticed they should head to the ring with him.

Eric Young vs Christopher Daniels

Daniels gets control early and hits a suicide dive on EY on the outside. Bashir and Kiyoshi take out Daniels, which earns EY a two count. Daniels catches a big boot and a back suplex, which is good for two. EY chokes Daniels on the second rope and picks Daniels up. The Fallen Angel throws a flurry of right hands, but is hit with a swinging neck breaker. After the neck breaker, EY locks in a cross face. EY misses a moonsault and catches a flurry of shots from Daniels. Daniels hits a few power bombs into a few pin attempts. Daniels goes for the BME, and catches himself. Daniels went for the Angel Wings, but Kiyoshi uses the red mist behind the ref’s back. EY hits a pile driver, leading to the pinfall victory.

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TNA’s 200th Episode of Impact 7/30/09

Posted in TV show reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 31, 2009 by biggman621

The Main Event Mafia start off the show this week and they make their way to the ring. Kurt Angle says that Bobby Lashley tried to make a name for himself at Angle’s expense. He says that when his reputation is tarnished and he will pay. He said that the MEM and Lashley had an agreement, but he kicked dirt on it. He calls out Lashley and Lashley comes out with a baseball bat, oddly much like Sting’s baseball bat.

Lashley says that they did have an agreement and then runs through the roster of the MEM. Lashley says that he is still hungry and he wants titles, but the mafia wants to cheat and steal them from others. Lashley says he can’t be bought. Angle says he can’t be bought because he is young and stupid like the rest of the locker room. Lashley says he has an offer that he can’t refuse.

Mick Foley then comes out to the ring with mic in hand. He thanks Lashley for saving him last week and asks Angle to look in the camera and see the board members. He says that they are waiting for the ratings that the MEM promised. Foley offers a match where Foley and Lashley will go up against Angle and Kevin Nash. He says that both Nash and Angle’s titles will be on the line. The winner will get that title. Angle says that the title match is on and he is upset. So tonight, Foley and Lashley will be taking on Nash and Angle in tag team action. If Nash or Angle loses, they will give up their title.

Hernandez vs Samoa Joe w/ Taz

Both men lock up and Joe lands a flurry of kicks to the legs. Hernandez answers with a few shoulder blocks. Joe hits a couple slaps and goes for a suplex. Hernandez counters into one of his own and earns a two count. Hernandez goes for a splash, but Joe hits the STJoe. Joe hits the kick/slap/senton for a two count. Hernandez lands a couple shots, but is hit with a belly to belly suplex. Joe hits a couple shots, but is then hit by a slingshot shoulder block. A big splash and slam earns a two count for Hernandez. Joe hits a backdrop and an ensiguri on the top turnbuckle. Joe goes for a superplex and Joe is thrown off. Hernandez goes off the top rope and hits a huge splash from the top rope for the win.

Jeremy Borash is with Hernandez and he says he will be the first Latino World Heavyweight Champion in TNA. Continue reading

The Doctor vs The Patient

Posted in PPV Events/ Live Event Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , on July 19, 2009 by biggman621

No DQ Match: Abyss vs Dr. Stevie

Abyss starts chasing Stevie around the ring. Back in the ring, Stevie pulls out a security stick and lands a few shots with it. Abyss grabs Stevie as he tries to escape and throws him into the guard rail. Back in the ring, Abyss is eating shots from Stevie, but with no effect on him. Abyss lands a big slap and throws Abyss over the top rope. Stevie tries to escape through the crowd and Abyss catches up to him and lands a few right hands. Abyss picks up Dr. Stevie and sends him into the wall. The crowd is calling for it one more time, and Abyss obliges. Abyss throws Dr. Stevie over the rail and into the steel steps. Stevie is busted wide open and Abyss isn’t done with him yet. Abyss sends Dr. Stevie into the steel steps another three times. Abyss throws the doctor into the ring and rips his shirt off. Abyss lands a couple chops on the bare chest at the request of the crowd.  Abyss grabs a steel chair and sets it up in the corner. Abyss picks up Stevie and throws him into the steel chair, leaving Stevie hanging on the middle rope. Abyss hits the Shock Treatment, but Abyss isn’t quite done with him. Stevie hits a low blow on Abyss, as Lauren takes out Daffney. Stevie tries to use the tazer that Daffney brought out, but runs right into a black hole slam. Abyss grabs the tazer and uses it on Stevie which is enough for the three count. After the match, Lauren is in the ring with Abyss and the two hug.