TNA Impact Review 9/24/09

The Main Event Mafia are in the ring and Kurt Angle is putting over the strength of them. He says he didn’t lose the title and blames the loss on Matt Morgan. He says he was nice about working together, but now its Angle vs Morgan at Bound For Glory. Angle says the MEM is the most dominant faction in TNA and the World Elite come to the ring.

Eric Young says that the statement Angle made is a joke. EY says that he saved Angle from Hernandez at No Surrender. EY says he feels like he bailed Angle out. EY says he has a singles match with Hernandez tonight and to repay the favor, Angle will help EY take Super Mex out. Booker T grabs the mic and he says that this is TNA and the MEM rules TNA. Booker T says he never liked EY or any of the World Elite. Booker T actually said something that made sense. Booker T is livid and Angle jumps in. Angle says that they do business the right way and agrees to take Super Mex out.

Street Fight: D’Angelo Dinero vs Suicide

Dinero comes out with his ribs taped up and attacks Suicide during his entrance. Suicide throws Dinero ribs first into the apron and starts to throw weapons into the ring. Suicide uses a kendo stick and hits Dinero in the back. Dinero hits Suicide with a cane and then a tambourine. Suicide hits a Van Daminator with a trash can which sends Dinero to the ring. Suicide goes for a suicide dive, and runs head first into a trash can lid. Dinero sends a trash can over Suicide and hits repeated shots with the tambourine and trash can lid. The Pope grabs a hockey stick and hits a couple times. Suicide hits a springboard leg drop to send a kendo stick into Dinero’s nether region. Suicide went for a Van Terminator, but Dinero runs up a chair and spears Suicide in mid air. Suicide hits the Suicide Solution onto the trash can to gain the victory. That was awesome.

Lauren is with Team 3D and she asks what happened to Rhino. Brother Ray is visibly upset about Devon worrying about Rhino.

Lauren is with Kevin Nash and he says it may be a tainted win, but Nash is $50,000 richer. Nash is completely into Lauren and he is now with migets and its a little weird.

Brother Devon vs Rhino

Rhino gets cut off at his entrance, but Rhino recovers to get control early. Rhino goes for a gore, but Brother Devon side steps him, sending Rhino into the guard rail. The two continue to brawl as security comes out and the match is thrown out. Brother Ray comes out to play peacemaker and yells at both of them and he says enough is enough. Brother Ray says it is over and both men shake hands. Rhino hits the gore on Brother Ray and Devon is upset.

Lauren is with Hernandez and asks him what his tag partner will be. Matt Morgan comes out and it is going to be the two big men against EY and Angle.

Jeremy Borash is with Eric Young and he says that he will find out who broke the picture.

AJ Styles makes his way to the ring to start his new title reign. He says that it has been seven long years, but he is finally the TNA heavyweight champ. He says he is dedicating the title to the fans and wants to dedicate it to Sting. Sting comes out without any music and heads towards the ring. Sting says that he is appreciative of the honor and he puts over Styles. Sting gets out of the ring and Styles asks him to hold on. Styles says he knows what he did at No Surrender and he says he had a choice to pin Angle or take out Morgan. Sting get back in the ring and he says that he didn’t give Styles anything. Sting says he earned it and Styles says Sting passed him the torch. Styles says he wants to do something for the Stinger. AJ Styles says he wants to give him the chance to wrestle in front of his friends and family at Bound For Glory. Styles says he has to beat the best to be the best and Sting is the best.

Taylor Wilde and Sarita (c) vs ODB and Tara

Tara and Sarita will start the match and they shake hands. Tara and Sarita trade pin attempts and counters. Sarita tries to float over, only to be caught by Tara. Tara goes foODB picks Wilde up and throws her into the corner as Kong comes to the apron. Tara goes to confront her. ODB looks for a tag, but no luck there as she tries to pin Sarita. Wilde hits a missle dropkick and earns a two count. ODB hits a double clothesline on Sarita for a two count . ODB goes for the TKO and Sarita tags in Wilde. Sarita and Wilde gain the victory with the Springboard dropkick/bridging German suplex. After the match, Tara tries to explain to ODB what happened.

JB is with Mick Foley and they interegate Consequences Creed and Jay Lethal. They have no idea what is going on with the breaking of the picture.

Samoa Joe (c) vs Christopher Daniels vs Homicide

Homicide points at Daniels and he doesn’t take too kindly to it. Daniels hits a huge calf kick on Homicide and Joe hits Daniels in the corner. Daniels counters the muscle buster and sends Joe out of the ring. Homicide grabs the ankles of Daniels and goes to work on the fallen angel. Daniels hits a calf kick on Homicide and runs into a snap slam from Joe for a two count. Homicide and Joe start to work together to take out Daniels. Joe hits an inverted atomic drop, Homicide hits a northern lariat and Joe hits a senton, which earns Homicide a two count. Daniels hits a blue thunder bomb on Homicide, and goes after Joe with forearms. Daniels hits a splitt legged moonsault for two and sends Joe to the outside. Homicide goes to the top rope after taking Joe out with the Tope Con Jilo. Joe hits the muscle buster on Daniels, but Homicide breaks up the count. Homicide hits a hangman neckbreaker and Joe gets up. Joe hits a half nelson suplex into the Cochina Clutch. Joe makes Homicide tap to gain the victory.

Hernandez and Matt Morgan vs Eric Young and Kurt Angle

I will be honest. I smell a squash match in the works.

Angle and Hernandez start off the match with Angle jumping out of the ring. Angle locks in a headlock and Hernandez throws him off. Angle looks completely shocked. Angle kicks Hernandez, but he is thrown off to the side. Hernandez throws him across the ring and EY comes in. Hernandez hits a backdrop on EY and a sit out powerbomb on Angle. Hernandes hits the corner splash and tags in Morgan. Morgan hits the Carbon Footprint after Angle pulled EY in the way, allowing Morgan to pick up the victory. After the match, Angle kills Kiyoshi and Bashir as the Brits come out. The Brits allow Angle to pass as Steiner and Booker T come out.

JB and Mick Foley are now interogating the Motor City Machine Guns. Chris Sabin says that they were doing commentary. Mick Foley and JB mock their entrance music and they ask who they think it was. Alex Shelley says Mick Foley should check the surveilance camera.

Kevin Nash is with Daffney and he thinks Daffney is hot.  She elbows him in the jewels and throws some stiff forearms. Dr. Stevie comes in and tazes the jewels so he can get his money.

Bobby Lashley vs Jethro Holiday

Lashley hits a quick spear and throws some nasty right hands. Lashley hits a back drop on Holiday and throws some more right hands. Lashley hits a huge back breaker and follows it up with a full nelson slam. Lashley locks in an inverted Guillotine choke to gain the victory.

Lauren is with Abyss and he says everything seems ok now. Abyss says it would mean the world to him for Foley and Abyss to earn the tag titles.

Scott Steiner and Booker T (c) vs Abyss and Mick Foley

Abyss gives the bat to Mick Foley and hands the video tape to Taz and Tenay. Both men hug as Abyss and Booker T start the match. Booker T kicks Abyss, but Abyss hits a scoop slam. Booker T pokes the eyes as both Steiner and Booker throw right hands. Abyss hits a shoulder block and tags in Foley. Foley and Abyss both hit elbow drops for a two count. Abyss is back in and Booker kicks him from behind.  Steiner hits the Steiner Liner and hits a clubbing blow to the back of Abyss’ head. Abyss hits a double clothesline and Foley is in now. Foley hits a double underhook DDT on Abyss and Booker T hits the axe kick to gain the three count.

Foley breaks the tape over Abyss’ head and says it was Abyss who broke the picture. Foley punches and kicks him down to the ground, blaming him for everything. JB comes down and says that Foley doesn’t need to beat down Abyss. Foley grabs the barbed wire bat and hits Abyss in the stomach and the back. Abyss takes another shot to the head, followed by another bat shot to the head. Abyss is dripping blood and yelling “why?” as the episode comes to an end.

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