TNA Impact Review 9/17/09

Christy Hemme and Tara vs Angelina Love and Velvet Sky

Love and Tara will start off the match. Love attacks Tara from behind and Love hits a big slap. Tara grabs Love’s hair and throws her over the top. Hemme in nowand hits an assisted dropkick. Love uses a drop toe hold to take out Hemme and sends her into the second rope. Sky tags in now and throws Hemme twice by using her hair for a two count. Sky hits a snapmare and Love tags in to hit a basement dropkick for a two count. Hemme avoids a clothesline and both women use the hair to take each other down. Sky and Tara tag in and Tara hits a few right hands. Tara hits a snap suplex and a moonsault for a two count. Tara hits a scoop slam and Christy hits the FFG for a two count. Madison Rayne comes out to the ring and she accidentally sprays Hemme allowing Sky to earn the pin fall victory.

Lauren is with D’Angelo Dinero and Dinero says that he wants to help Suicide out of the darkness. He says everyone faces rough times and he is going to resurrect Suicide.

D’Angelo Dinero vs Suicide

Suicide puts him down immediately and it turns into a slugfest. Suicide hits a slingshot leg drop for a two count. Dinero hits an STO and starts the offense. Dinero hits a scoop slam and hits another for good measure. Dinero hits a pimp slap and Suicide knocks him off. Dinero hits the combo kick/uppercut for a two count. Dinero locks in an inverted camel clutch and Suicide counters with a huge dropkick. Suicide hits a claf kick and hits a rolling fireman’s carry. Suicide goes to the top rope and hits the knees of Dinero. Dinero follows it up with the DDE for the three count.

Lauren is with Eric Young and The World Elite. Kiyoshi will be conducting the interview and he says Hernandez was jealous of Homicide and Hernandez was greedy. Homicide says that Hernandez has changed and that the World Elite is family.

Rhino is in the ring and he says he isn’t one who plays politics and watched people move ahead of him. He brings up his drinking problem and says TNA gave him Jesse Neal to train. Rhino says that Neal humiliated him and he had to destroy him. Rhino says that Bobby Lashley says he will watch him bleed in the ring. He calls out Dixie and asked when did was the last time she called him. Rhino calls Dixie all kinds of pet names and Devon comes out.

Devon says that he says Rhino sounds like he is crying, allowing the fans to chant “whino”. Devon says that he is out to try and talk him down. Rhino says he took advantage of Jesse Neal. Devon says that they were the mentor to Rhino in Jesse Neal and never beat down Rhino when he messed up. Devon says that he and Rhino have says they have history and they could make TNA the biggest company ever. Rhino shakes hands only to beat down Devon. Brother Ray comes out to save Devon as security comes to break it up.

Kiyoshi and Sheik Abdul Bashir vs Hernandez

Hernandez throws Kiyoshi accross the ring and hits a back drop on Bashir. Hernandez hits a single arm double hip toss. Hernandez hits a facebuster, but Bashir hits a missle dropkick. Bashir hits a neckbreaker and Kiyoshi misses a moonsault. Hernandez throws Bashir off the top rope and takes out both people. Hernandez hits the Border Toss on Kiyoshi for the win. Homicide coumes out to the ring, which allows enough distraction for Eric Young to hit him with a chair.

Lauren is with ODB and she says that no man will win the knockout title. She says the title is coming back to her.

Alissa Flash vs Cody Deaner

Flash throws Deaner out of the ring and they stomp on him. Roxxi and Sojo hit a double suplex onto the entrance ramp. Traci Brooks throw him into the ring post and all of the knockouts throw him back into the ring. Alissa Flash pins Deaner to gain the victory as now ODB comes out to hit him with the flask.

Lauren is with Kevin Nash and she asks about his match tonight. He says there is an open casting call. A few beautiful girl comes in and distract him. He says he is looking for a Cinderella and Nash starts hitting on Lauren. He does a little spoof of the Dos Equis commercial and hit is absolutely hilarious.

Jeremy Borash is with Mick Foley and he says he is going to being taking back TNA starting tonight.

Kevin Nash (c) vs Mick Foley

Both men lock up and Nash backs Foley into a corner. Nash lands a couple knees into the mid section and starts throwing right hands. Foley counters with a few right hands and lifts the knee into the head of Nash. Foley backs Nash into a corner and hits a ton of rights. Foley hits a splash in the corner and grabs the sock. Nash avoids the sock and sends Foley into the guard rail. Nash uses the sock to choke Foley and sends him into the guard rail again. Nash throws Foley into the steel steps and Nash hits elbows in the corner. Nash knocks Foley down by using the elbow. Abyss’s music hits and he brings the barbed wire bat. Nash slides out and the referee disqualifies Mick Foley. Foley doesn’t look happy and he turns his back on Abyss.

Lauren is with Brother Ray and Robert Roode and they talk about how the are going to get the advantage going into the Lethal Lockdown at No Surrender.

Lauren is with Abyss and he says he was just trying to help Foley and he has a mild freakout.

Scott Steiner and Brutus Magnus vs Brother Ray and Robert Roode

Steiner and Roode start off the match with Steiner getting control early. Roode hits an elbow and a knee drop for a two count.Magnus is in now and he runs right into a clothesline. Ray tags inTay lands a ton of chops leading to a uranage for a two count. Magnus hits a suplex for a two count. Steiner tags in and chokes Brother Ray on the second rope. Steiner hits the Steiner Liner and tags in Magnus. Magnus tags in Steiner after no move and Steiner hits a huge T-bone suplex for a two count. Brother Ray counters a clothesline into the Bubba Bomb and both men tag in their partners. Roode hits a huge backdrop on Magnus and hits a clothesline on Steiner. Roode hits a spine buster on Magnus leading to Steiner breaking up the pin. Steiner and Ray fight on the outside, leaving Roode and Magnus in the ring. Roode hits the fisherman’s suplex on Magnus, but a shot from Doug Williams with a title belt knocks Roode out. Magnus is able to cover him for the three count.

Taylor Wilde and Sarita vs Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed

Taylor Wilde and Awesome Kong start off and Wilde runs into the brick wall known as Awesome Kong. Saeed tags in and they hit a wheelbarrow splash for a two count. Sarita is in and hits a springboard arm drag. Sarita goes for a hurricanrana, but Saeed catches her and hits a side walk slam. Kong is in now and she hits a big slap on Sarita. Kong hits a splash on the corner and locks in a rear nacked choke. Kong uses the choke and throws her down. Saeed is in and hits a snapmare into a surboard stretch.  Saeed hits a snap suplex for a two count. Saeed hits a scoop slam and Sarita tags in Wilde. Wilde hits a victory roll, but Kong  breaks up the pin. Sarita takes Kong out of the ring. Wilde hits a bridging German suplex to gain the pinfall victory. Kong is livid.

Lauren is with the winners and they says they will be the champs.

JB is with Kurt Angle and Angle says that he gives them credit for making it thus far. Angle says that he is the best in the business and the title will still be with him.

Lauren is with AJ Styles and Sting. Sting says that they all want to be the best and that they will fight it out if it comes down to it. Styles says that they will duke it out and it is his time at No Surrender.

Kurt Angle will be doing commentary for this match.

Matt Morgan vs Samoa Joe

Samoa Joe lands a ton of right hands and follows it up with the ensiguri. Joe uses the second rope to choke Morgan and continues the beatdown. Joe lands a few chops and runs into the Boot of Morgan. Morgan backs him into the corner and hits the rapid fire back elbow. Moran hits a side walk drop on Joe and chokes him on the top rope. Morgan follows it up with a kick for a two count. Morgan goes for a suplex and Joe hits a few leg kicks. Joe hits a back drop and Morgan pops right up and hits a chokeslam. Joe avoids the Carbon Footprint and Morgan regains controll on the outside. Joe drops down and throws Morgan into Kurt Angle.

Angle goes after Morgan and Christopher Daniels comes running from the back to take on Samoa Joe.

After the commercial break, Morgan and Angle keep fighting. Security can’t keep them under control. Angle hits the Olympic Slam on Matt Morgan sending him through a table, as Impact finishes.


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